OddThinking

Real SMS text messages I cleaned up from my phone’s draft folder today:

• Apple
• Ohiogogio
• [an Irish phone number without any context]
• Running 10
• Seas
• Sounds good. Fri session sold out so we should buy tickets first and eat nearby. 5:30ish? I won’t be very hungry that early…
• 930##thu feb
• A5
• No!
• Jan 6 Kylie
• Am on my way but running 15 min late sorry
• 3*3 inches
• To same phone could compress madly — any phone that recognises the header. To do time lapse. By month. Midday. Of course the back work. Timeline. Calendar feed for juggling yet. Timeline software for word press.
• 5 AR 20 RL ? AM

I post this now, so if I die suddenly strange circumstances, you can convince the police that, no, I wasn’t murdered by terrorists trying to to get to the secret formula on my phone. I don’t want police resources wasted on trying to decode it. Hell, I wrote all those messages and I only vaguely remember the meaning of about half of them.

Still, perhaps I will remember the others when my head clears from the ohiogogio pills!