One way to reverse blog-fade is to lower your threshold of excitingness. Here is one of a few posts in the pipeline that explore the blogability of the mundane.
A Handwritten Postcard From My Five-Year Old Niece, Transcribed
Dear Julian
we have Seen uluru
and we Have Been doing LOTS
Of Swimming
I miSS You
LOVe T-
An Emailed Response To My Five-Year Old Niece
Dear T-,
Thank you for your postcard. It was very nice to read it.
On Saturday, I helped to make a movie about monsters.
I pretended to be a spooky monster. I dressed up in a big black cape and a black hood. I wandered around scaring people.
Then the wind started blowing. It blew my black hood across my face. I could not see where I was going.
I walked into a wall! I was not hurt, but everyone was laughing. No-one was scared of me any more.
Will you please tell my story to your sister for me?
Love,
Julian
How I Lied
- It wasn’t a wall. It was a gravestone. That seemed like an adult theme, so I edited it out.
- I didn’t have bony hands. I wasn’t wearing my skeleton gloves, because I was supposed to be some variant of a vampire, not a skeleton.
- It wasn’t merely a hood that blew over my face. I was also wearing a black semi-transparent mask that hid my face. All I could see was the tiny light mounted on the front of the camera. I had to walk menacing towards that, and then veer off just before I hit it. I veered slightly early.
- I didn’t say “I can’t see! Ooof!” I said “Bugger! I can’t see a damn thing in here.”
- I didn’t really scare anyone before the accident. However, everyone certainly did laugh at me afterwards.
- I neglected to mention that I saw the rough edit the next day; I only appear as a small flickering black shadow in the background of a dark shot; it is barely recognisable as a humanoid.
- My niece’s name isn’t really T-, but the Internet doesn’t need to know her name just yet.
Comment by Aristotle Pagaltzis on September 20, 2008
Also, your clothing caught fire.