I have a minor codicil to add to my virtual will.
Three months after my death (or presumed death, as appropriate), mourners should meet for a simple and austere memorial service, to mark how long I would have lived, had I never suffered the lifetime of stress induced by cheap cable-connectors falling out of their sockets and causing (apparent) hard-drive, network, audio, video and automotive failures.
Comment by Alex on April 7, 2011
Second link – “will” is broken [Ed: Thanks, fixed.]