OddThinking

A blog for odd things and odd thoughts.

Poker Mondegreen

When I was a kid, I would watch my father, Joe, play poker with his mates. Sometimes, he would bluff with a terrible hand. Sometimes, his bluff would be called.

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A Christmas Tradition

It was a tough bet to accept. At that age, a dollar was a lot of money for me. I was going to have to make some sacrifices, scrimping for the first five years until the debt was paid, but then I was going to be on Easy Street, collecting twenty cents a year, every year, for virtually no effort.

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The Lambing Paddock

The awkward shape in the foreground is what you see first. It clearly isn’t a sheep, despite the title. It is black and white, and appears to be floating very slightly off the ground.

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Categories: My Father, Joe
Tags: art, dogs, father, painting

Tigers, Coins, Bottles and Shoelaces

She whispered down the phone, “Quick! Julian, I am ringing from your father’s house. What is the name of the tip of a shoelace?”

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Whirrrrrrrrrr-Click!

In hindsight, the clock was hideous. Royal blue and white perspex, with a brass pendulum, it was probably the height of fashion when it was purchased in the mid-seventies.

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CSI, old school

Somebody noticed blood on his car, the police became involved and Joe was detained.

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The Real Answer to Everything

It was in the early 1980s. My brother and I were working on our homework. My father, Joe, decided to have a little fun.

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A “Practical” Joke

Joe decided to put an academic spin on the old prank of sending out the apprentice for striped paint or a long weight.

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Non-Smoking linked to Drinking

My father, Joe, smoked cigarettes when he was younger, but he decided he wanted to give up.

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Skiing in the Off-Season

My father, Joe, introduced John W. to the love of skiing. Soon John was just as keen at skiing.

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