OddThinking

Joe decided to put an academic spin on the old prank of sending out the apprentice for striped paint or a long weight.

I have just been futzing around with my new Wacom pen tablet.

Genesis 1:27, God created man in his own iMage™.

One Sunday morning when I was a teenager, Joe confronted me. “Where were you at 1am last night?” he demanded.

“I… ummm.. errr…” I stuttered, quite startled.

Julian: “I’ve had an idea. I am going to name my next pet `v7qo!rt’, so then I can use my pet’s name as a password, and yet still be secure.”

The truth behind the Little Red Riding Hood scandal is finally revealed.

A note to the would-be pedant at Dallas-Fort Worth airport.

“She sells sea-shells by the sea-shore.”

Err… Thanks, but no thanks. I’m fine for sea-shells at the moment.

When you look at free porn like an economist does, you can see this is truly the best way to prevent comment spam.

Lister really didn’t like Craig much, but that was no excuse for the dirtiest prank I have ever heard.

Many years ago – I was still a preteen – my grandparents were hosting a dinner for all of their children and their grandchildren. After dinner, we kids played some cards, while the adults talked. We were playing Pontoon – which is a gambling game – but rather than using matches for tokens, we borrowed […]