OddThinking

Did you ever notice that some people (all people?) have certain phrases that they use a disproportionately high percentage of the time?

You may find in infuriating or endearing – probably depending on what you think of the person anyway.

I was wondering what my commonly-repeated phrases might be.

Then I realised I had a large corpus of my writing on this blog, and I may be able to do an experiment to find out.

If we stare at this long enough, will a reason become apparent?

Any ideas? Is it very country-specific?

I won’t be voting for Labor.
I won’t be voting for Liberal.
I won’t be voting for the Christian Democratic Party.
I won’t be voting for The Greens.

Let me explain why.

My psychic connection was almost spot on… and yet my psychic senses detect that some people are skeptical of my skills… they are thinking… wait, the message is coming through: WORST… PSYCHIC… EVER!

When you order an ice cream, always specify your favourite flavour first.

I’ve noticed that my ability to get changes made depends on my mood. Conversely, my mood is determined by my ability to achieve change.

Just how many laser pointers would it take to fake a red eclipse?

Okay, shhh! Listen up! Everyone, shush!

Here’s what we are going to do….

I hate trying to be funny to a deadline.

During an interminable math lecture I realised the solution that was going to make me my second million dollars.