OddThinking

A new idea for a house-cleaning franchise business: We charge only a quarter as much as a regular house-cleaner, but that’s because we don’t actually clean.

Do cable TV programmers behave like fish?

My million dollar idea for today:

Julian: “I’ve had an idea. I am going to name my next pet `v7qo!rt’, so then I can use my pet’s name as a password, and yet still be secure.”

How I could monetize my elite web-skills.

I post this now, so if I die suddenly strange circumstances, you can convince the police that, no, I wasn’t murdered by terrorists trying to to get to the secret formula on my phone.

I came up with a new trivia party game to try: iPod Bingo

How could I possibly put a dollar value on human life?

Let me show you!

A number of free-form, non-traditional odes, written upon my return to my home after several weeks of travelling.

“She sells sea-shells by the sea-shore.”

Err… Thanks, but no thanks. I’m fine for sea-shells at the moment.