OddThinking

As President of Australia, I will obliterate the casual use of the car horn to indicate “Good bye”, “Nice legs” and “Excuse me, I was in this lane first! Please find your own lane!”

One day, I am going to do some original research into a question that has plagued and haunted me – nay, us all – for years – a question that needs to be solved, once and for all, if we are ever to live in a harmonious society.

On a shared office printer, are mandatory banner pages simply a waste of paper?

When you look at free porn like an economist does, you can see this is truly the best way to prevent comment spam.

For some time, I have thought that there is only one correct position for the Caps Lock key…

In which we hear the story of a couple, united by spam.

Imagine a site that provides a common first name, and you and your friends try to guess who the highest page-ranked person of that name is.

“People didn’t realise back then that there might be a better way. They just used the same systems their parents, and their parents’ parents, and their parents’ parents’ parents used.”

“And is that how the Usability Wars started?”

For the last 10 years, I have visited a shopping area occasionally, and I watch with interest the current levels of redundancy in the assortment of retail establishments.

I’m sorry. When I had this idea, I felt a strange compulsion to execute it, against my better judgement.

What would a Venusian think about zippers?